Japan NT was kidnaped by pirates, and I was authorized to present our demands:
- $ 10 000 000 in unmarked banknotes paid for club:
(162366);
- 10... hmmm... let's say 12 rum barrels;
- two swords made by Hattori Hanzo;
- new serial anime in style of Captain Tsubasa (キャプテン翼) but about basketball, not about soccer;
- independent, international commission to investigate TNT vestiges on boxes, which killed Hanka Mostowiak.
- helicopter with full tank.
We are waiting until Monday's midnight. If our demands aren't fulfilled we will sabotage Japan NT:
- every Japanese player will be killed or retired;
- I will burn their houses, eat their children and... love their women;
- we will lose 0-26 every match in season 22.
King Of Pirates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0QfVDebLFg