All Press Releases

Jonathan Yi: Clog for life?

12/05/2013  4 replies    

Ephemeral glories: postscript

10/18/2013  0 replies    

Clogs win 5 straight and other ephemeral glories

10/11/2013  2 replies    

Everybody in III.5, raise your hand...

09/14/2013  2 replies    

What's the heck? I'll tell you what's the heck!

07/28/2013  2 replies    

The Check's in the Mail, and other lies we tell

06/10/2013  2 replies    

Marketing Slogan for Season 23 announced, has major flaw

03/01/2013  1 replies    

Search continues for man who brutally beat opponent

02/19/2013  0 replies    

There's a hole in my bucket . . .

12/28/2012  0 replies    

Rik Smits' Clogs Weekly Report for the Week of Last Week

12/18/2012  0 replies    

Press Announcements

There's a hole in my bucket . . .

. . . dear Liza, dear Liza,
there's a hole in my bucket,
dear Liza, a hole.

Well, why do you miss it
with jump shots and jump shots,
and why do you miss it
with layups and dunks?

Perhaps 'cause I'm no good,
dear Liza, dear Liza,
perhaps 'cause I'm no good,
dear Liza, I suck.
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Yes, it is time for the Rik Smits' Clogs annual Soundtrack to Mediocrity sale, fondly referred to as the SuckTrack. But only in private, as there is a copyright claim pending against us from the manufacturers of a product called Suck Track 3000, which is an educational product but please don't view the marketing materials at work!

This season's album is available free for any idiots who pay full price for Saturday's home game against Pea Ridge. It can also be purchased for $29.99, with all proceeds going to charity, by which I mean the abandoned children fathered by former Clog Roberto Tuozzi in his time here. Operators are standing . . . bye!

Last edited by hrudey at 12/28/2012 5:12:58 PM



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