. . . dear Liza, dear Liza,
there's a hole in my bucket,
dear Liza, a hole.
Well, why do you miss it
with jump shots and jump shots,
and why do you miss it
with layups and dunks?
Perhaps 'cause I'm no good,
dear Liza, dear Liza,
perhaps 'cause I'm no good,
dear Liza, I suck.
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Yes, it is time for the Rik Smits' Clogs annual Soundtrack to Mediocrity sale, fondly referred to as the SuckTrack. But only in private, as there is a copyright claim pending against us from the manufacturers of a product called Suck Track 3000, which is an educational product but please don't view the marketing materials at work!
This season's album is available free for any idiots who pay full price for Saturday's home game against Pea Ridge. It can also be purchased for $29.99, with all proceeds going to charity, by which I mean the abandoned children fathered by former Clog Roberto Tuozzi in his time here. Operators are standing . . . bye!
Last edited by hrudey at 12/28/2012 5:12:58 PM