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StayFrosties season 68!

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StayFrosties season 68!

StayFrosties Season 68: Midseason Fire!

Yo, BuzzerBeater fam! Welcome to the Frosties Press Blog, droppin’ quick hits like a TNT halftime show! Halfway through Season 68, your StayFrosties are 9-3, sittin’ third in the Dutch League II.1 Big 8, and hoopin’ with that Shaq-level swagger. Let’s break it down, Inside the NBA style!

The Squad: New Blood, Big Vibes!
We’re rockin’ a 9-3 record, scorin’ 1,467 points while holdin’ foes to 794 (+673 differential). We snagged U21 Netherlands star Bauke van der Eerden for $1.4M, and he’s droppin’ 14.6 PPG and 6.6 APG. Newcomers Rinder Vulker (10.1 PPG), Justin Gortemaker (9.4 RPG), Timo Ket (9.5 PPG), Faas Voeten, and Ferdy Aernouds are bringin’ heat, while we waved bye to Sjaak-Jan van Son, Vito van Aalderen, and Koenmar Stalpert.

Season Stats: Ballin’ Out!
Altwin Israëls: 21.6 PPG, 60.8% 3FG—U21 stud cookin’ like Chuck’s BBQ.
Joop Goeman: 21.2 PPG, 6.8 APG—point god smoother than Ernie’s suits.
Vince Schapendonk: 14.8 PPG, 13.4 RPG—paint beast like Dikembe.
Bauke van der Eerden: 14.6 PPG, 6.6 APG—new kid with star power.
Niels Wijnberg: 9.3 PPG, 9.1 RPG—boards and blocks galore.

Team’s shootin’ 53.5% FG, 43.8% 3FG, with 31.4 APG and 12.0 SPG. We’re movin’ the ball and lockin’ up like Kenny sprintin’ to the big board.

Standings: Playoff Bound!
At 9-3, we’re chasin’ De Laffe Herders (12-0) and FC Den Haag (10-2). Our +673 differential says we’re ready to make noise. Playoffs? As Chuck’d say, “GUAR-ON-TEED!”

Final Word: Stay Frosty!
Frosties Nation, we’re 9-3 and hungry for that chip. Altwin, Joop, and Bauke are leadin’ the charge, with Vince and Niels holdin’ it down. Keep ridin’ with us—per Shaq, “Can you dig it?!”

— Frosties Press Blog, out!

Last edited by StayFrosty81 at 5/15/2025 10:39:32 PM



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