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Philosopher Kings: Then and Now (Part 1)

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Philosopher Kings: Then and Now (Part 3)

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Philosopher Kings: Then and Now (Part 4)

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The Philosopher Kings

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Owner Bails on DA

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Quintessential Stupidity

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BB Guide Completed

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Devil's Advocate Upset 7th Ranked Team In The World

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Looking For Excitement?

01/12/2010  2 replies    

Throwing In The Towel?

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II.3 Champions!

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Exchange at PF

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4th Quarter Woes

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The Start of a new Beginning

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DA Finish 2nd in Great 8

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Troubled Times

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Looking For Excitement?

Are you looking to see a riveting and exciting team that scores points galore? A team that plays an adrenaline inducing up tempo game? A typical game with a plethora of assists and offensive opportunities?

Well... You're looking in the wrong place.

The Devi'ls Advocate organization has adopted the suitable motto "Defense or Death" to describe the team's style. Remember, during homes games if Devil's Advocate holds the opposing team to 75 points or less each ticket stub is good for one free head of lettuce at your local supermarket.

The team is currently last in the league in points scored, last in free throws made and second last in assists. On a more positive note, the team is 3rd highest in the league in turnovers.
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By: INA-The Mogul_369
To: RiP 		49870.2 as reply to 49870.1
01/12/2010 12:13:25
Free lettuce! This promotion should cetainly help the fans get more excited about the other team launching jumpers off the shot clock. The only risk is that the fans might start booing Devil's Advocates if they give up over 75 points, even if the team is winning! I would recommend monitoring the situation carefully.

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By: INA-HeadPaperPusher_336
To: RiP 		49870.3 as reply to 49870.1
01/15/2010 13:18:15
Winning is all that matters, and defense wins games.

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