At this writing, the New York Dragons regular season record in Division 4 is 140-25...and they're STILL HERE. There are fears that the team owner, Swift Chase, will froth at the mouth if the team once again fails to promote to division three. Mr. Chase has brought in motivational speakers, sports psychologists, primo dope dealers, practitioners of voudhon, witch doctors, a paid assassin, and a suspected cannibal, all in an effort to make the players and staffers feel properly motivated.
Team lawyers are exploring the legality of installing explosive devices in the brains of his players if the Dragons don't win a championship. So far the results of their legal research are hopeful.
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