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eff you all


that is all.

Well damn.

So it's like that here

Yessir, it will be until we see who got the cajones to push themselves to the NBBA


I might make that move but it's very dependent on some nice players hitting the market. Right now the markets is very expensive so I'll be on deck waiting for the players to arrive

No, Blue is not like that here.

that's just Mountain Eagles being a )

Good mix of owners again this season.

Good luck everyone. Except Tough and his warchest lol

Hey everyone, first season dropping down for me in 7 seasons, not really quite sure what my plan is at the moment but we are going to figure it out as the season goes! I am in the middle of a rebuild training some young guys but I am not exactly sure what I want to do yet for this specific season. Regardless, good luck to everyone!

You’re Gold Ant. Do whatever you want.

Will start doing this + brief game/notes summary after this.

Day 1 (Saturday 30 July 2022) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
McKinley Marauders 73 - Deportivo Saprissa 104
Tasty Tardsicles 73 - Drunken Sconnies 86
Persevering Pride 78 - Cassville Yuck 71
HipsterBears 102 - Myopic Marauders 115
Hayward Lumberjacks 100 - Doctors of WI 88
Kurgans 64 - Mountain Eagles 88
[Insert Name] 108 - Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew 63
Blue Vikings 61 - Tulsa Tomatoes 80

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 115 : Myopic Marauders
Rebounds : 60 : Mountain Eagles
Assists : 23 : Myopic Marauders
Steals : 12 : Deportivo Saprissa
Block Shots : 17 : Drunken Sconnies

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 38 : C. Nadal (Drunken Sconnies)
Rebounds : 22 : J. Kelly (Mountain Eagles)
Assists : 7 : S. Dunlap (HipsterBears)
Steals : 4 : S. De Girolamo (Tulsa Tomatoes), R. Castedo ([Insert Name])
Block Shots : 8 : P. Wilks (Drunken Sconnies)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : J. Kelly (Mountain Eagles) (18 Points, 22 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 41
Shooting Guard : P. Rosenlöf ([Insert Name]) (37 Points, 3 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 3 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Small Forward : Ö. Berfin (Myopic Marauders) (20 Points, 7 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 29
Power Forward : N. Wei Jie ([Insert Name]) (17 Points, 20 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots), M. Zongtang (Deportivo Saprissa) (18 Points, 18 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Center : L. Bergman (Blue Vikings) (21 Points, 20 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33

MVP of the evening
J. Kelly (Mountain Eagles) (18 Points, 22 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 41

The bad performance of the evening
J. Habaj (Doctors of WI) (7 Points, 0 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -6

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : J. Worley (McKinley Marauders) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : J. Lohi (HipsterBears) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : F. Yujing (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew), O. Stiles (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew), E. Fair (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew), P. Rosenlöf ([Insert Name]), R. Castedo ([Insert Name]), G. Lappin ([Insert Name]), N. Wei Jie ([Insert Name]), D. Craig ([Insert Name]), A. Celoca (Blue Vikings), J. Kelly (Mountain Eagles) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : P. Rosenlöf ([Insert Name]) : 6 Three points

The best performer : Y. Chrisikakos (Myopic Marauders), J. Tamm (Cassville Yuck) : Rating : 15.5

The worst performer : F. Yujing (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew) : Rating : 4.5

Night results
McKinley Marauders 73 - Deportivo Saprissa 104

Both teams decided to go up tempo! The coach for the Saprissa was horribly wrong in his preparation for the game, which caused some rift between the Saprissas' players and coaching staff. Nonetheless, the players went out and crushed the hopes of any McKinley fans with a convincing victory. Mi Zongtang led the way with a double double, nabbing 18 points along with 18 rebounds.

Tasty Tardsicles 73 - Drunken Sconnies 86

Match was closer than anticipated, with the Tardsicles players looking like they were the ones hungry for the victory more. Sconnies were a bit lazy, but their stifling zone defense led by Paul Wilks (8 blocks) helped control the pace of the game and gave Sconnies the victory. Castro Nadal had a magnificent game, tallying 38 points on 49% shooting.

Persevering Pride 78 - Cassville Yuck 71

This was an ultra defensive showdown. Bricks, turnovers, fouls. You'd think Westbrook and Ben Simmons were playing tonight. Yuck had a 57-47 lead going into the 4th quarter, however Pride put forth a crazy comeback, scoring 31 points in the final period to snag the W. Ghasi Ram shot the best in this brickfest, going 8 for 12 with 20 points in this contest.

HipsterBears 102 - Myopic Marauders 115

Back and forth match throughout for these teams. Seemed like the offensive showdown you'd want to see coming outta D2. However in the 4Q Myopic Marauders edged out, taking a commanding lead and convincing victory. A couple stats that stand out is Myopic shot a bit better (48.3% vs. Hipsters' 46%) and made 10 more shots from the charity stripe, which proved to be the blow for the Bears. 3 Marauders with 20+ points as Telios (27 points) led the team to victory.

Hayward Lumberjacks 100 - Doctors of WI 88

Solid and efficient shooting outing from the Lumberjacks proved to be the difference in this contest (50%). Not many instances you'll see a team shooting 33% win in a match, which is what the Doctors shot. Steve Diggs shot an impressive 71% from the field en route to his 23 points while their impressive defense helped get the win.

Kurgans 64 - Mountain Eagles 88

Score looks closer than what the game actually entailed. Eagles raced to a 61-20 halftime lead before coach decided to rest the starters a bit, enabling Kurgans to cut it to a 24 point deficit by the end of the outing. Rebounding (60 to 39) and impressive defense by the Eagles, led by John Kelly's 18 points with 22 rebounds sealed the win.

[Insert Name] 108 - Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew 63

Impressive stomping victory for Name here, as they grab the biggest margin of win for the night in II.1 Rosenlöf was shooting lights out, going 54% from the field and 46% from three, to tally 37 strong points for his squad. Fang Yujing did his best, but 26 points on 1 efficiency wasn't enough to help the Janitor Crew out.

Blue Vikings 61 - Tulsa Tomatoes 80

From the looks of it we got another brickfest over here. Both teams shooting sub 35%, comes down to which team made more baskets. In the end it was Tulsa who did, making 5 more baskets in total (including +7 three pointers to Blue Vikings). Jacyna was a huge contributor to that, hitting 4 from downtown and having 20 points to help cap off a 19 point win for Tulsa.

I love how you called my preparation horrible in a win, I can't wait to see what I get in a loss.....

Keep up the excellent work.

Last edited by A Sizemore at 8/2/2022 4:07:39 AM

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