Hi everyone. I would like to introduce to you all a great game of basketball that took place tonight. In this game, we saw two 0-13 teams trying to out-tank each other to get the number 1 pick. Both teams trying to put together the worst offensive and defensive strategy combination. Both teams trying to make incorrect game-day prep guesses. Both teams giving 48 minutes to old men. A game for the ages. Except that I decided to give two of my 18 year old trainees 48 minutes too. That turned the game into a blowout.
atrocious (low)---Outside Scoring--------atrocious (high)
atrocious (low)---Inside Scoring---------pitiful (medium)
atrocious (low)---Perimeter Defense---pitiful (low)
atrocious (low)---Inside Defense-------pitiful (low)
atrocious (low)---Rebounding----------pitiful (medium)
atrocious (low)---Offensive Flow------atrocious (high)
You might not believe in from the ratings, but the team on the right won by 100 despite pulling all atrocious and pitiful team ratings. Here are the stat lines of the only two players that have any basketball skill at all:
Christian Hoffman - 65 points 26 rebounds (10 offensive) 27 assists 14 steals 32-45 shooting
Johnny Golden - 38 points 10 rebounds (1 offensive) 31 assists 12 steals 16-29 shooting
Although these are both absurd stat lines, no records were broken by these guys. Golden's 31 assists came close but the record is 37.
The one man that broke a record in this game is this guy:
(739577)64 year old Qu Qihua has broken the single game record for steals in a game with 18 (previous record is 16). He had 8 more steals than he has TSP. He certainly earned all $235 of that weekly salary.
Here is the game btw
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