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Transfer Market Update – May 21, 2025
Reported by BB Insider

Smallfries Make Another Splash
The Smallfries continue their spending spree, acquiring veteran shooting guard Yiorgos Dellistathis for [$350,000]. Known for his savvy shot selection and calm under pressure, Dellistathis brings another scoring option to the Fries’ already potent lineup. With Neside recently added, it’s clear Smallfries are loading up for a title run.

Kings Knights Get Tougher Inside
The Kings Knights added size and experience in the form of power forward Ivo Cosmede, signed for [$555,900]. Cosmede, a bruising vet with a strong interior presence, is expected to shore up a defense that’s struggled to protect the paint in key moments. With the Great 8 heating up, the Knights are bolstering their front line at just the right time.

Franchise Shakeup in Kingsland
In a surprising twist, the Knights have placed longtime star Jeremy Le Lay on the transfer block. A mainstay of the program since Season 56 and their very first trainee, Le Lay has been the face of the franchise for nearly a decade.
The front office released a statement hoping fans understand the decision, calling it “a necessary step as we go all-in on our title pursuit.” Still, this move will no doubt stir emotion in the fanbase.

What’s Next?
With Smallfries pushing chips to the middle of the table and the Knights reshuffling their core, the Season 68 title race is wide open. Will other contenders like Wavy Gates, Flying Ostriches, or Wasted Potential respond before the deadline?

Stay tuned. Things are heating up.

Three Point Shot Competition on All-Star Day (May 21, 2025):

Prediction: Andy Olsen Takes the Crown
With a deadly reputation from deep and fresh off a jaw-dropping 9-three, 46-point performance against SomeTeam, Andy Olsen (Kings Knights) enters this contest with momentum, swagger, and a flamethrower of a shooting hand. His quick release and limitless range make him the man to beat.

Top Challenger: Irenijus Grikpedis (Wasted Potential)
Grikpedis has the clean mechanics and ice-cold demeanor that thrives in contests like this. If Olsen slips, Grikpedis could easily steal it with consistency and rhythm.

Dark Horse: Jim Broughton (Wavy Gates)
Don’t sleep on Broughton—he’s streaky but explosive. If he catches fire early, he could shock the field with a high round.

Final Pick: Andy Olsen wins it in the final round over Grikpedis with a score of 27–24.

Keep your eyes on the clock and the corner racks—this one’s going to be a shootout.

Last edited by Kukas at 5/21/2025 3:49:11 PM

Season 68 USA II.1 All-Star Starters – Full Write-Up
By Buzzer-Manager

Big 8 All-Star Starters (Away Team)

Alfred Freeman – Point Guard, Harbor City Storm
The league’s ultimate floor general. Freeman leads USA II.1 in AST, AST/game, AST/48min, and MIN, while ranking #2 in AST/TO. His elite vision, tempo control, and playmaking consistency make him the top passer in the nation and a cornerstone of Harbor City's high-octane offense.

Darius Suggs – Shooting Guard, SomeTeam
A relentless scoring threat with sharp court vision, Suggs ranks #2 in Rating and top 10 in AST, FT made, and AST/TO. His efficient combo-guard style and high IQ play elevate SomeTeam’s backcourt game to an elite level.

Teo Nguyên – Small Forward, SomeTeam
A rising national star and member of the Vietnam National Team, Nguyên is a scoring machine: #6 in PTS, #4 in FT%, and #3 in 3FG attempted. His smooth jumper and elite foul shooting make him one of the toughest matchups on the wing.

Pan Runxin – Power Forward, Harbor City Storm
The league’s most dominant interior presence. Runxin ranks #1 in REB, #2 in REB/game and FT made, and #4 in PTS. Whether cleaning the glass or powering through defenders, his stat-stuffing ability is unmatched.

Idriss Benslimane – Center, Tar Heels #1
The ultimate two-way anchor. Benslimane ranks top 5 in REB, AST, DR, and BLK, making him one of the most complete centers in the league. His court awareness and interior control define Tar Heels' gritty identity.

Great 8 All-Star Starters (Home Team)

Xosé “Sugmaa” Cots – Point Guard, The White Mambas
A Puerto Rico National Team standout and foul-drawing magnet, Cots ranks #3 in Rating and FT made, and #2 in FT attempted. His fearless drives and control in late-game moments set the tone for The Mambas.

Li Yanzhao – Shooting Guard, Flying Ostriches
An electric scorer who leads USA II.1 in FT made and attempted. Yanzhao also ranks top 10 in PTS, FG made, and FT%. He applies nonstop pressure on defenses with elite off-ball movement and relentless slashing.

Gregório Bandeira – Small Forward, Smallfries
The most efficient scorer in the league. Bandeira ranks #1 in PTS/game and PTS/48min, and top 10 in nearly every major shooting stat. His per-minute production is nothing short of elite.

Dominykas Inceris – Power Forward, Flying Ostriches
A tireless hustler and underrated defensive pillar. Inceris ranks top 10 in MIN, STL, DR, and even TO (which speaks to his heavy usage). His dirty work sets the foundation for the Ostriches’ fast-paced style.

Quim Silva – Center, Blue Ocean
A pure efficiency machine. Silva ranks #1 in FG%, #2 in REB, and dominates both ends of the boards with top-5 rankings in DR, OR, and REB/48min. Quiet but effective, he’s the glue guy every frontcourt dreams of.

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Season 68 USA II.1 All-Star Backups – Full Write-Up
By Buzzer-Manager

Big 8 All-Star Backups (Away Team)

Jim “I Oughta” Broughton – Point Guard, Tar Heels #1
One of the league’s sharpest floor generals. Broughton ranks top 5 in AST, AST/game, and AST/TO, while showcasing elite shooting touch at #6 in 3FG% and #7 in 3FG made. He’s a true two-way orchestrator.

Lee Pelowski – Shooting Guard, The White Mambas
Pelowski is a scoring technician. He ranks #1 in both 3FG made and attempted, and sits top 5 in PTS, PTS/game, FG made, and FG%. A nightmare for defenders with his lightning-quick release and deep range.

Velislav Draganov – Shooting Guard, Tar Heels #1
Draganov is a hybrid weapon who ranks top 5 in AST, AST/game, AST/48min, and #3 in 3FG%. His court vision and sniper accuracy give Tar Heels a deadly dual-threat on the wing.

Ed “Airhead” Irwin – Power Forward, SomeTeam
A rebounding menace and second-chance machine. Irwin ranks top 5 in REB, REB/game, and DR, while crashing the glass on both ends with ferocity. The frontcourt backbone of SomeTeam.

Goran “Joker 2.0” Janković – Center, Smallfries
Cousin of Nikola Jokić, Janković brings grit and physicality to the post. He ranks #4 in PF and #8 in PF/game, a sign of his relentless interior battles. A bruising anchor with international pedigree.

Great 8 All-Star Backups (Home Team)

Ernie “Diddler” Pease – Point Guard, Wavy Gates
The hottest backcourt scorer in the league! Pease averages 23.7 PPG, ranks #4 in PTS/game, and #3 in PTS/48min, all while hitting top 10 in 3FG% and 3FG made. His MVP-level performance has fueled Wavy Gates’ undefeated tear.

Glen Calhoun – Shooting Guard, Corntucky Mildcats
A defensive terror! Calhoun leads USA II.1 in STL, and ranks #2 in STL/game and STL/48min. Add his top-10 assist presence, and he’s one of the most disruptive guards on both ends of the court.

Damien “Pop a MF” Turill – Power Forward, Wavy Gates
A powerful paint beast. Turill ranks #7 in FT%, #8 in REB/game, and #9 in DR. His size, soft touch, and high IQ defense give Wavy Gates the edge in every inside battle.

Israel “Gimme That Shit” Marcos – Center, Wavy Gates
The most feared rim protector in the league! Marcos is a Hall-of-Fame center who powers Wavy Gates' elite defense with relentless rebounding and shot blocking. A true interior enforcer and vocal leader.

Harlan Sotelo – Center, Big Forest
A rebounding technician. Sotelo ranks #3 in REB/game and DR/game, and top 10 in REB, DR, OR, and OR/game. His positioning and instincts keep Big Forest alive on the glass every game.

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Will the Great 8 or Big 8 emerge as the winning conference this season?
The stars are set, the stage is lit—only one side will shine brightest when the All-Star lights go out!

Last edited by Kukas at 5/21/2025 3:50:52 PM

These write ups are great- thanks for doing them!

Ed “Airhead” Irwin – Power Forward, SomeTeam

Ed wasn't aware he got traded from the Idiots

Looks like the Big 8 won the ASG 175-152, with some help from their "wondrous" coach rating.

Smallfries need Gameshape to improve badly or I’m going to be just like the Lakers - over bloated salary with no results.

Yeah I didn't understand that couching rating. Also, I don't understand the 3 point competition. 2nd year in a row Andy Olsen gets same score as another guy and does not advance to second round... What kind of bs is this???

Day 14 (Saturday 24 May 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Kings Knights 125 - Big Forest 95
Wasted Potential 119 - Harbor City Storm 82
Smallfries 90 - SomeTeam 102
Blue Ocean 78 - Baker Street Irregulars 104
Flying Ostriches 118 - Wavy Gates 109
Village Idiots 89 - TAR HEELS #1 106
The White Mambas 75 - Hemet Hooligans 107
southpaw army 30 - Corntucky Mildcats 117

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 125 : Kings Knights
Rebounds : 78 : Corntucky Mildcats
Assists : 38 : Corntucky Mildcats
Steals : 11 : Kings Knights
Block Shots : 16 : Wasted Potential

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 55 : L. Yanzhao (Flying Ostriches)
Rebounds : 20 : D. Turill (Wavy Gates), B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans), V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats)
Assists : 10 : S. Anderson (Big Forest)
Steals : 4 : I. Cosmede (Kings Knights), L. Chun Fung (Wavy Gates)
Block Shots : 4 : A. Santos (Big Forest), S. Dogruel (Wasted Potential), D. Choate (Wasted Potential), M. Dutton (Wasted Potential)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : E. Eller (Baker Street Irregulars) (18 Points, 12 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 36
Shooting Guard : L. Yanzhao (Flying Ostriches) (55 Points, 5 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 49
Small Forward : T. Nguyên (SomeTeam) (35 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 41
Power Forward : B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans) (21 Points, 20 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Center : V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats) (27 Points, 20 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 51

MVP of the evening
V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats) (27 Points, 20 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 51

The bad performance of the evening
B. Frazier (southpaw army) (3 Points, 3 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -17

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : T. Shi Wan (Big Forest), Q. Silva (Blue Ocean) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : L. Xiuan (Flying Ostriches), I. Marcos (Wavy Gates), B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : A. Freeman (Harbor City Storm), M. Ramasodi (SomeTeam), C. Lambert (Village Idiots), V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : M. Mázl (Wasted Potential) : 8 Three points

The best performer : E. Utters (SomeTeam) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : E. McPherson (southpaw army) : Rating : 0.0

D.II.1 – Season 68: Day 14 Recap (May 24, 2025)
by Buzzer-Manager

Corntucky Crashes the Party, Yanzhao Erupts, and Kings Knights Make a Statement
Day 14 was one for the books. Corntucky Mildcats ripped through southpaw army like paper, Yanzhao dropped a jaw-dropping 55, and the Kings Knights crushed a contender to send a loud message to the league. Oh, and Wavy Gates? They’re undefeated no more.

Kings Knights Humble Big Forest
This was domination start to finish. The Knights flexed on Big Forest with a 125–95 beatdown, winning every quarter and racking up 11 steals. Cosmede’s defense and I. Olsen’s flamethrower shooting fueled a statement win from a team finding its edge at the perfect time.

Wasted Potential Delivers Defensive Clinic
The potential was fully realized. In a suffocating 119–82 win over Harbor City, Wasted Potential blocked 16 shots and shut down the Storm’s offense. M. Mázl’s 8 threes lit the scoreboard, but it was the rim protection—Choate, Dutton, and Dogruel—that broke Harbor’s will.

Yanzhao’s 55 Ends the Streak
Flying Ostriches held off Wavy Gates in a wild 118–109 shootout thanks to L. Yanzhao going nuclear: 55 points on absurd efficiency. The loss ends Wavy Gates’ perfect season at 13–1 and proves the Ostriches aren’t just contenders—they’re closers. A changing of the guard may be brewing.

Fraser, Mildcats Obliterate southpaw army
Call the fire marshal. Corntucky blew the doors off in a 117–30 embarrassment of southpaw army. V. Fraser was an absolute force—27-20-7—and claimed MVP honors with a monster 51 efficiency. If the Mildcats were under the radar before, they’re not anymore.

SomeTeam Outlasts Smallfries
SomeTeam looked locked in and beat the Friez 102–90, powered by T. Nguyên’s complete effort and E. Utters’ steady play. With a balanced attack and top-tier efficiency, SomeTeam keeps climbing.

Tar Heels #1 Stay Hot
Village Idiots couldn’t keep up, falling 106–89 to a surging Tar Heels #1 squad. Everything clicked on both ends as the Heels made a case that their peak might still be ahead.

Baker Street Back in Rhythm
After two rough outings, the Irregulars bounced back with a strong 104–78 win over Blue Ocean. Eller flirted with a triple-double and led the team like a seasoned vet. A needed recalibration win.

Hooligans Handle Business
The White Mambas never stood a chance—Hemet Hooligans rolled 107–75 behind a 21-point, 20-rebound explosion from B. Roush. The big man punished the paint and reminded everyone Hemet's interior is no joke.

Key Takeaways
• Kings Knights just crushed a top rival. They're for real.
• Yanzhao’s 55 might be the single most explosive scoring night of the year.
• Wavy Gates’ dream run ends in dramatic fashion—can they bounce back?
• Wasted Potential has the deepest frontcourt rotation in the league.
• V. Fraser is anchoring a Mildcats team on the rise.

Final Word:
Day 14 was loud, lopsided, and lethal. The Great 8 looks sharper by the day, but the Big 8 isn’t backing down. With Fraser, Yanzhao, and the Knights all showing out—and Wavy Gates finally falling—the playoff race just hit another gear. Will the Great 8 or Big 8 emerge on top? Buckle up—this ride's just getting wild.

Stay sharp.