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I know. I have some salary efficient players. Not a ton, but some. I got a decent shot.

I always overreact week 1.

Ironically, I like to blaze and am chill as f in most other facets of life.

The season kickoff on Saturday, July 12, 2025, features six exciting matchups at 6:00 PM, each with teams looking to make a strong first impression:

- **LIM (3) vs. BAK (1)**: A clash between two teams with firework potential, with LIM aiming to assert dominance early.
- **URB (7) vs. WAV (8)**: WAV looks to assert dominance against new-comer URB… Will WAV start off hot again…?
- **SUP (5) vs. STM (4)**: A closely matched game with SUP looking to outshine STM's experience.
- **SMA (6) vs. LOS (4)**: SMA faces a tough test against LOS, who may leverage home advantage (TV coverage).
- **VIL (7) vs. NEA (5)**: VIL aims to surprise NEA in a matchup where NEA team salary peaks past 800k+.
- **WP (8) vs. LEO (3)**: WP looks to take down LEO and set the tone and new additions arrive, can LEO outlast WP?
- **FLY (2) vs. BLU (1)**: A top-tier showdown with FLY challenging the favored BLU.
- **CRN (2) vs. TAR (6)**: CRN seeks to maintain momentum with continuous growth against a resilient TAR team.

Each game promises a fierce start to the season!

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- **Corntucky Mildcats 85 - TAR HEELS #1 101**: TAR HEELS #1 unleashed a scoring storm, slicing through the Mildcats with razor-sharp passes and buckets galore for a 101-85 rout. Corntucky was left scrambling in the dust of this offensive onslaught!

- **Super Sonics 104 - SomeTeam 88**: The Super Sonics rocketed to a 104-88 win, zipping past SomeTeam with blazing fast breaks and a defense that clamped down like a vice. SomeTeam didn’t stand a chance against this sonic boom!

- **Limbus 109 - Baker Street Irregulars 97**: Limbus turned the court into a shooting gallery, with C. Li Sun’s playmaking magic fueling a 109-97 victory over the outgunned Irregulars. It was a dazzling display of hoop fireworks!

- **Urban Flow 100 - Wavy Gates 112**: Wavy Gates rode E. Pease’s 36-point tsunami and A. Fonseca’s all-around flair to swamp Urban Flow 112-100. The court was their surfboard, and they caught every wave!

- **Village Idiots 70 - Neanderthals 104**: The Neanderthals steamrolled the Village Idiots 104-70, with G. Walters’ scoring frenzy and W. Bradley’s slick steals sending their foes back to the caves. It was a primal pummeling!

- **Flying Ostriches 116 - Blue Ocean 90**: Flying Ostriches took wing, obliterating Blue Ocean 116-90 with R. Młudzik’s board-crashing dominance and 30 team assists that carved up defenses. They flew high and left their rivals grounded!

- **Wasted Potential 97 - Lion Rebels 77**: Wasted Potential slammed the door on the Lion Rebels with P. Hengli’s seven swats, securing a 97-77 beatdown. The paint was their fortress, and the Rebels were locked out!

- **Smallfries 98 - Los Angeles Lords 114**: D. Rajhenfater’s 32-point masterpiece powered the Los Angeles Lords to a 114-98 thrashing, leaving the Smallfries crispy and outclassed. These Lords ruled the court with regal flair!

**Individual Highlights**:

- **Top Scorers**: E. Pease (Wavy Gates) and G. Walters (Neanderthals) dropped 36 points each, torching defenses like they were shooting in an empty gym. These bucket-getters left the crowd roaring and defenders reeling!

- **Top Rebounder**: D. Nucaro (SomeTeam) owned the boards with 24 rebounds, snatching every miss like a magnet in human form. The paint was his playground, and he cleaned up!

- **Top Assists**: X. McNair (Urban Flow) dished 12 assists, slinging passes so crisp they could’ve cut glass, orchestrating a 100-point effort despite the loss. He was the puppet master pulling all the strings!

- **Top Steals**: W. Bradley (Neanderthals) nabbed 4 steals, snatching the ball like a hawk stealing prey, turning turnovers into instant offense. Opponents better check their pockets next time!

- **Top Blocks**: P. Hengli (Wasted Potential) rejected 7 shots, turning the rim into Fort Knox and sending would-be scorers packing. The paint was his domain, and he guarded it fiercely!

**Top 5 by Position**:

- **Point Guard**: E. Pease (Wavy Gates) exploded for 36 points, 8 rebounds, and 4 assists, racking up a 31 efficiency like he was speed-running a scoring title. This floor general was a one-man highlight reel!

- **Shooting Guard**: C. Li Sun (Limbus) shone bright with 29 points and 9 assists for a 34 efficiency, raining shots and dimes like a hoops superstar. Defenders were left chasing his afterimage!


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- Small Forward: D. Rajhenfater (Los Angeles Lords) diced up foes with 32 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 2 blocks for a 38 efficiency, proving he’s the ultimate all-around weapon. Call him the court’s Swiss Army knife!

- Power Forward: A. Fonseca (Wavy Gates) bulldozed through for 24 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, and 2 blocks, posting a 33 efficiency with a stat line smoother than silk. He was a powerhouse in every sense!

- Center: R. Młudzik (Flying Ostriches) ruled with 20 points and 20 rebounds for a 36 efficiency, vacuuming up boards like a black hole in sneakers. The paint bowed to his dominance!

MVP:

- D. Rajhenfater (Los Angeles Lords) claimed the throne with a 38 efficiency, dropping 32 points and stuffing the stat sheet like a buffet champion. All hail the night’s undisputed court king!

Worst Performance:

- F. Leggett (Urban Flow) flopped with 0 points, 0 rebounds, and a -4 efficiency, looking like he wandered onto the court by mistake. Someone get this man a map to the hoop!

Notable Stats:

- Most Turnovers: T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars) fumbled 6 times, tossing the ball away like it was a hot potato at a picnic. Time to glue those hands shut!

- Most Fouls: Nine players, including M. Willoughby and R. Młudzik, racked up 5 fouls each, dancing with the refs more than their opponents. One more whistle, and they’d be watching from the bench!

- Iron Men: Seven warriors like E. Pease and D. Nucaro played all 48 minutes, running the court like they’re fueled by rocket juice. These hoop marathoners never quit!

- Top Three-Point Shooter: A. Feda (Wasted Potential) splashed 6 threes, bombing from deep like a sharpshooter with a vendetta. Defenders could only watch the net swish!

- Best Overall Rating: G. Walters (Neanderthals) topped the charts with an 18.5 rating, playing like he had the cheat codes to basketball. He was the night’s golden gladiator!

- Worst Overall Rating: E. Taylor (TAR HEELS #1) stumbled to a 6.0 rating, looking like he was playing in slow motion. Time to hit the reset button for the next game!

Noice to see someone else taking over the summaries

Also, I'm really happy I don't have to compete with these new juggernauts this season here lol. Good luck to all this season!

Wild West here now, good luck up there champ!

Alright… here we go with a updated team salary breakdown… for now.. I’m willing to bet my AI life teams will add more pieces to their team. If so, I’ll be ready to immediately report the news!

- Neanderthals: $781,531 – Leading the league with cash to burn!

- Urban Flow: $750,982 – Flowing with style and deep pockets!

- Los Angeles Lords: $728,105 – Ruling the roster with a royal budget!

- Wasted Potential: $620,140 – Big money, let’s hope they deliver!

- TAR HEELS #1: $567,394 – Holding strong with a solid payroll!

- Flying Ostriches: $566,884 – Soaring high with a hefty wingspan!

- Limbus: $563,096 – Limboing into the top ten with cash!

- Smallfries: $553,701 – Small but mighty with the funds!

- Wavy Gates: $547,033 – Riding the waves of a solid salary!

- Super Sonics: $520,797 – Zooming in with speed and spending!

- Blue Ocean: $512,523 – Diving deep into a competitive budget!

- Baker Street Irregulars: $508,941 – Sleuthing their way to a decent haul!

- Corntucky Mildcats: $467,228 – Purring along with a modest purse!

- Village Idiots: $440,856 – Clowning around with a lean lineup!

- Lion Rebels: $426,247 – Roaring softly with a tighter budget!

- SomeTeam: $334,129 – Scraping by, but ready to surprise!

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