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My apologies. No bad intentions here, but now you got an ark for the season

Day 1 (Saturday 5 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Wavy Gates 117 - Big Forest 112
TAR HEELS #1 105 - Harbor City Storm 94
Hemet Hooligans 65 - SomeTeam 90
Corntucky Mildcats 85 - Baker Street Irregulars 107
The White Mambas 88 - Smallfries 98
southpaw army 76 - Blue Ocean 143
Kings Knights 92 - Flying Ostriches 107
Wasted Potential 113 - Village Idiots 107

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 143 : Blue Ocean
Rebounds : 62 : SomeTeam
Assists : 33 : TAR HEELS #1
Steals : 13 : Hemet Hooligans
Block Shots : 11 : Wavy Gates, Blue Ocean

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 39 : E. Pease (Wavy Gates)
Rebounds : 23 : E. Utters (SomeTeam)
Assists : 12 : T. McDermott (Corntucky Mildcats)
Steals : 4 : P. Barbarossa (Hemet Hooligans)
Block Shots : 6 : I. Marcos (Wavy Gates)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) (26 Points, 2 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 24
Shooting Guard : D. Tolliver (Wavy Gates) (25 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 29
Small Forward : J. Case (Wasted Potential) (35 Points, 7 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34
Power Forward : O. Espí (Blue Ocean) (25 Points, 11 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35
Center : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) (19 Points, 20 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35

MVP of the evening
H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) (19 Points, 20 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots), O. Espí (Blue Ocean) (25 Points, 11 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35

The bad performance of the evening
B. Mendoza (SomeTeam) (0 Points, 5 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots), H. Hanning (southpaw army) (0 Points, 1 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -6

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : D. Nucaro (SomeTeam) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : S. Anderson (Big Forest), O. Pletikosa (TAR HEELS #1) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : L. Portobello (Village Idiots), D. Choate (Wasted Potential) : 53 Minutes

The shooter : E. Pease (Wavy Gates), Y. Siagris (The White Mambas), L. Pelowski (Wasted Potential) : 6 Three points

The best performer : X. McNair (southpaw army) : Rating : 17.0

The worst performer : A. Peachey (southpaw army) : Rating : 4.0

Day 2 (Tuesday 8 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Big Forest 70 - TAR HEELS #1 103
Harbor City Storm 109 - Hemet Hooligans 121
SomeTeam 86 - Corntucky Mildcats 79
Baker Street Irregulars 105 - Wavy Gates 116
Smallfries 132 - southpaw army 41
Blue Ocean 92 - Kings Knights 109
Flying Ostriches 94 - Wasted Potential 89
Village Idiots 76 - The White Mambas 93

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 132 : Smallfries
Rebounds : 73 : Smallfries
Assists : 26 : Wavy Gates, Smallfries, Kings Knights, Flying Ostriches
Steals : 9 : Smallfries, Kings Knights
Block Shots : 14 : Smallfries

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 44 : M. Krešić (Harbor City Storm)
Rebounds : 20 : A. Swartz (SomeTeam), E. Irwin (Village Idiots)
Assists : 11 : A. Freeman (Harbor City Storm), L. Yanzhao (Flying Ostriches)
Steals : 4 : T. Nguyên (SomeTeam), Z. Harmath (Blue Ocean), L. Pelowski (Wasted Potential), Y. Siagris (The White Mambas)
Block Shots : 4 : P. Zagumny (Smallfries), T. Palaviaris (The White Mambas), N. Moustakis (The White Mambas)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : M. Contador (Smallfries) (35 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Shooting Guard : O. Greber (Hemet Hooligans) (30 Points, 9 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots), D. Tolliver (Wavy Gates) (39 Points, 4 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Small Forward : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) (18 Points, 10 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Power Forward : A. Swartz (SomeTeam) (18 Points, 20 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 0 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Center : M. Krešić (Harbor City Storm) (44 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 43

MVP of the evening
M. Contador (Smallfries) (35 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
T. Bravo (southpaw army) (1 Points, 2 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -6

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : M. Vaughn (Flying Ostriches), G. Paciente (Wasted Potential) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars), C. Lambert (Village Idiots) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : A. Swartz (SomeTeam), V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : C. Lenzi (Smallfries) : 6 Three points

The best performer : M. Contador (Smallfries) : Rating : 18.0

The worst performer : A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 0.0

I used my AI Grok to summarize and here’s what it said
Big Wins & Big Ls
- TAR HEELS #1 smoked Big Forest 103-70—like a forest fire they couldn’t put out.

- Hemet Hooligans edged Harbor City Storm 121-109 in a wild shootout.

- SomeTeam squeaked by Corntucky Mildcats 86-79, probably on pure luck.

- Wavy Gates outlasted Baker Street Irregulars 116-105—Sherlock couldn’t solve that defense.

- Smallfries obliterated southpaw army 132-41—someone call it a mercy rule!

- Kings Knights jousted past Blue Ocean 109-92.

- Flying Ostriches barely flew over Wasted Potential 94-89—talk about squandered talent.

- The White Mambas slithered by Village Idiots 93-76—idiocy reigned supreme.

Hey - lets take it easy with the mercy rule talk alright... we're training some babayyyys and stocking away cash over here.

Hey - lets take it easy with the mercy rule talk alright... we're training some babayyyys and stocking away cash over here.

blame Elon's AI lol!

Day 3 (Saturday 12 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Hemet Hooligans 116 - Big Forest 106
Corntucky Mildcats 110 - Harbor City Storm 106
Wavy Gates 97 - SomeTeam 85
TAR HEELS #1 97 - Baker Street Irregulars 78
Kings Knights 93 - Smallfries 101
Wasted Potential 69 - Blue Ocean 72
The White Mambas 69 - Flying Ostriches 98
southpaw army 68 - Village Idiots 138

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 138 : Village Idiots
Rebounds : 64 : Blue Ocean
Assists : 35 : Hemet Hooligans
Steals : 9 : Harbor City Storm, The White Mambas
Block Shots : 13 : Wavy Gates

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 36 : T. McDermott (Corntucky Mildcats)
Rebounds : 25 : C. Lambert (Village Idiots)
Assists : 13 : A. Freeman (Harbor City Storm)
Steals : 4 : B. Ko (Harbor City Storm)
Block Shots : 4 : G. Martone (Wavy Gates), I. Marcos (Wavy Gates), H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars), C. Lambert (Village Idiots)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : T. McDermott (Corntucky Mildcats) (36 Points, 5 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 0 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 36
Shooting Guard : O. Greber (Hemet Hooligans) (17 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots), H. Sloan (Village Idiots) (23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 27
Small Forward : A. Pugh (Village Idiots) (27 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots), D. Williams (Village Idiots) (30 Points, 6 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Power Forward : D. Turill (Wavy Gates) (27 Points, 15 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 37
Center : C. Lambert (Village Idiots) (28 Points, 25 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 52

MVP of the evening
C. Lambert (Village Idiots) (28 Points, 25 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 52

The bad performance of the evening
T. Wing Tin (SomeTeam) (2 Points, 0 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -8

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : T. Shi Wan (Big Forest), Y. Siagris (The White Mambas) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : Y. Hong Ming (Harbor City Storm) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : M. Willoughby (Corntucky Mildcats), M. Ramasodi (SomeTeam), T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars), G. Paciente (Wasted Potential), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches), C. Lambert (Village Idiots) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : B. Ko (Harbor City Storm), X. McNair (southpaw army) : 5 Three points

The best performer : X. McNair (southpaw army) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars) : Rating : 4.5

They think I am hiding in the shadows, but I am the shadows.

Haha. I feel like someone was out for vengeance here. I really didn’t expect you to run balanced offense third time in a row…