lol, I wouldn't waste time going to wiki and copy stuff/paste but ok eheheh, I think lazy people that just wanted the money would prefer to write:
"Last game had an excelent win by a small margin, but I think we deserved it. My player X did really well, and I was able to guess his offense. Next game will be tought, against the best team in the league. Good week for you guys"
230 char here in 2 lines lol easy stuff