Western Conference:
Minnesota Timberwolves (8) vs Houston Rockets (1)
As cool as it was to see Minnesota end their play-off drought in storybook fashion (OT in a one game shootout), it seems likely that the wolves will suffer the same fate as the Vikings; getting curb stomped immediately after an unforgettable moment. Still, 47-35 is the sign of a solid team, so Houston can't get complacent.
Utah Jazz (5) vs Oklahoma City Thunder (4)
Well done Oklahoma, you managed to avoid drowning. In fact, you made it all the way back to a top four seed thanks to Portland doing you a solid. The bad news? Utah are red hot, going 29-6 in their last 35 games to make it here. Will we see the OKC superteam we were promised at the start of the season, or will they stumble again?
San Antonio Spurs (7) vs Golden State Warriors (2)
REVENGE! Wait, where's Leonard? Where he at? Damn, just when the Warriors were at their most vulnerable they catch a break in playing a team that's also weakened. The following rounds will be a challenge if Curry is still not 100%, but I can't see the Warriors dropping this one.
New Orleans Pelicans (6) vs Portland Trail Blazers (3)
The pelicans were supposed to drop back and tank after losing Cousins. But the team forgot to read the script and instead entered a play-off race that no-one thought they had business being in. I still can't see them winning the series unless play-off Rondo goes super saiyan 3, but next season? If Cousins can cut down on the turnovers, we're looking at a title contender here.
Eastern Conference:
Washington Wizards (8) vs Toronto Raptors (1)
Those fuccbois at ESPN are constantly disrespecting the Raptors after their best season ever. I look forward to watching them eat shit when the Raptors shake off the 'regular season team' stigma and make the NBA finals. Now don't let me down Toronto, please let my jinxing power fail this one time.
Indiana Pacers (5) vs Cleveland Cavaliers (4)
Without Kyrie Irving, I'm not sure Cleveland has that ability to enter 'play times over' mode and sweep the East like they did before. Indiana was unlucky not to have won a game in last years series. I think they'll do much better this time, and Oladipo surely has to win most improved player after taking this team to heights we thought they could no longer reach.
Milwaukee Bucks (7) vs Boston Celtics (2)
Congratulations Bucks! You won the seventh seed sweepstakes and have been gifted the chance to play a dead team walking in the Celtics! But, just to keep my bases covered, how do you plan on underachieving this time? I mean, you have a generational talent in Giannis and some great players around him but you only went 44-38?
Miami Heat (6) vs Philadelphia 76ers (3)
Miami could have tanked the OT period against the Raptors to drop down to the seventh seed, but no, they just had to win and take the hardest road against 'The Process' instead. Sure, Embiid is out, but not for long, and even without him the winning streak stayed intact. There's also the problem of having to defend against a 6'10" point guard named Ben Simmons...
I predict Houston vs Toronto for the finals. This might once again be a prediction from the heart rather than the head (moreso in the West since Curry isn't out for the whole play-offs), but I'd like to think that regular season form isn't entirely useless despite Cleveland's stunt last year.