Listen to me and I will make my word know to you - O indecisive ones, ye lost souls, I will lead out of the abyss. I tell you plain sell all your players for they are burdensome and make your souls weary and obscure your mind. Yes, sell them and become enlightened - buy only 33 year old bench warmers and your souls will do good by them. Only then will you see the light and will you only then become truly enlightened and free from all care.
Hey, would I lie to you :)