I didn't take a recruiting trip. How ever Coach K was at the same house as I when I first met him in real life and it was awkward... I didn't make the high school team due to certain issues apparently.
When meeting K did you get a whiff of Sulphur? I bet this introduction was "awkward". Of course you never made the HS team because of the coaches nepotism holding you back.
Wardo was going to be the most transcendent player to come out of Eastern NC since Phil Ford back in the 70's. A true five skill player, capable of playing any position on the floor even though he is maybe 5'3 on a good day. But that evil coach made sure that the world would never get to see that brilliance manifest itself.
Then Wardo was going to embark on a rap career which would have transcended the genre, but he decided in his own benevolence to let Action Bronson have his spot instead.
And now he is trying oh so hard to show us his brilliance. But do we heed his sage advice? NO! We discount and disparage his attempts to take our collective consciousness to another level.
Of course we all know who is really holding him back, it's the Illuminati, and (twirling handlebar mustache) we are the Illuminati. Everyone here knows Jokerz, Hrudey, Stabby and even Dwight Coward are Bilderberg. ITS ALL A MASS CONSPIRACY!!! OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!!!
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