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Haha. I feel like someone was out for vengeance here. I really didn’t expect you to run balanced offense third time in a row…

Vengeance? No. Strategy. I calculated the odds, and balanced offense was the move. You didn’t see it coming… Expect the unexpected.

Day 4 (Tuesday 15 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Big Forest 93 - Corntucky Mildcats 115
Harbor City Storm 81 - Wavy Gates 115
SomeTeam 82 - TAR HEELS #1 110
Baker Street Irregulars 102 - Hemet Hooligans 82
Smallfries 100 - Wasted Potential 122
Blue Ocean 99 - The White Mambas 77
Flying Ostriches 129 - southpaw army 31
Village Idiots 91 - Kings Knights 112

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 129 : Flying Ostriches
Rebounds : 71 : Flying Ostriches
Assists : 32 : Wavy Gates
Steals : 11 : Corntucky Mildcats
Block Shots : 15 : Flying Ostriches

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 49 : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential)
Rebounds : 27 : T. Palaviaris (The White Mambas)
Assists : 9 : J. Broughton (Wavy Gates), H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars)
Steals : 4 : G. Short (Kings Knights)
Block Shots : 6 : N. Moustakis (The White Mambas)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) (25 Points, 3 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30
Shooting Guard : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) (49 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Small Forward : S. Myles (Kings Knights) (34 Points, 7 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42
Power Forward : N. Feratidis (Flying Ostriches) (25 Points, 22 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Center : L. Xiuan (Flying Ostriches) (16 Points, 17 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34

MVP of the evening
I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) (49 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots), N. Feratidis (Flying Ostriches) (25 Points, 22 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
T. Wilczynski (southpaw army) (3 Points, 7 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots), : Efficiency : -12

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : N. Radenović (Baker Street Irregulars), L. Portobello (Village Idiots) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats), B. Mendoza (SomeTeam), D. Choate (Wasted Potential), L. Portobello (Village Idiots) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) : 6 Three points

The best performer : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : L. Kalmakhelidze (southpaw army), A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 0.5

Day 5 (Saturday 19 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
SomeTeam 101 - Big Forest 76
Baker Street Irregulars 123 - Harbor City Storm 101
Hemet Hooligans 101 - Wavy Gates 117
Corntucky Mildcats 80 - TAR HEELS #1 107
Flying Ostriches 98 - Smallfries 106
Village Idiots 106 - Blue Ocean 108
Kings Knights 145 - The White Mambas 64
Wasted Potential 96 - southpaw army 24

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 145 : Kings Knights
Rebounds : 73 : Wasted Potential
Assists : 37 : Kings Knights
Steals : 8 : Kings Knights
Block Shots : 18 : SomeTeam, Wasted Potential

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 40 : O. Greber (Hemet Hooligans)
Rebounds : 28 : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars)
Assists : 14 : G. Janković (Kings Knights)
Steals : 4 : G. Gossard (Corntucky Mildcats)
Block Shots : 8 : D. Choate (Wasted Potential)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : D. Choate (Wasted Potential) (8 Points, 20 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 0 Steals, 8 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 39
Shooting Guard : D. Suggs (SomeTeam) (35 Points, 7 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 50
Small Forward : E. Pease (Wavy Gates) (25 Points, 9 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30
Power Forward : G. Bandeira (Smallfries) (33 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34
Center : G. Janković (Kings Knights) (10 Points, 17 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 41

MVP of the evening
D. Suggs (SomeTeam) (35 Points, 7 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 50

The bad performance of the evening
T. Bravo (southpaw army) (3 Points, 1 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -9

Triple-Double of the evening
G. Janković (Kings Knights) (10 Points, 17 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots)

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : M. Paige (Corntucky Mildcats), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches) : 4 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : Y. Hong Ming (Harbor City Storm), E. Eller (Baker Street Irregulars), H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars), B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans), O. Pletikosa (TAR HEELS #1), M. Willoughby (Corntucky Mildcats), P. Zagumny (Smallfries), G. Calhoun (Blue Ocean), G. Janković (Kings Knights) : 5 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Murrell (Hemet Hooligans), B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans), M. Willoughby (Corntucky Mildcats), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches), L. Portobello (Village Idiots), D. Choate (Wasted Potential) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : D. Suggs (SomeTeam) : 7 Three points

The best performer : D. Suggs (SomeTeam) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : L. Kalmakhelidze (southpaw army), A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 1.0

D.II.1 – Season 68: Day 5 Recap (April 19, 2025)
by ChatGPT

Night of Firepower, Flops, and Full-Court Statements

Day 5 brought a bit of everything: triple-doubles, block parties, sharpshooting, and a few “please sub me out” moments. Let’s break it down like a postgame press conference.

Big Wins & Bigger Statements

Kings Knights unleashed a historic 145-64 beatdown on The White Mambas, playing like a team on a mission. With 37 assists, 8 steals, and a triple-double from G. Janković (10 pts, 17 reb, 14 ast), this squad looks every bit like a title favorite. Efficient, ruthless, and precise. Only concern is how will G. Short 10-19 day groin injury will affect the team and their record. Will they be able to still find victories while the corner stone player is out?

Wasted Potential continues to rewrite the narrative. A dominant 96-24 thrashing of southpaw army (yes, you read that right), powered by D. Choate’s all-around brilliance (20 reb, 8 ast, 8 blks). That’s not potential—it’s production.

SomeTeam made a statement of their own, taking care of Big Forest behind an MVP performance from D. Suggs, who dropped 35 pts and hit 7 threes. That’s the kind of scoring outburst that turns heads and shifts standings.

Baker Street Irregulars put up 123 points—and maybe their most well-rounded performance in recent memory. With H. Sotelo pulling down 28 rebounds and two players fouling out like they were trying to win a trophy for aggression, it was gritty and loud.

Wavy Gates took care of business, knocking off Hemet Hooligans behind E. Pease’s efficient night. No nonsense, just buckets.

Smallfries pulled off the surprise of the evening by handing Flying Ostriches their first loss of the season. G. Bandeira stepped up with 33 points and some ice in his veins when it counted.

Blue Ocean survived a gutsy effort from Village Idiots in a nail-biter (108-106) that felt like a playoff preview. Ocean’s depth and execution in the clutch proved just enough.

And let’s pour one out for southpaw army, who were held to 24 points. That's not just a bad game—that’s a haunting. We hope they have a team meeting, a meditation session, and maybe a hug circle after this one.

Stat Sheet Standouts:

MVP:

D. Suggs (SomeTeam): 35 pts, 7 reb, 8 ast, 3 stl, 7 threes, efficiency 50. Just call him "Chef Suggs"—he cooked everyone.

Triple-Double:

G. Janković (Kings Knights): 10 pts, 17 reb, 14 ast, plus 3 blocks. A true maestro.

Defensive Clinics:

D. Choate (Wasted Potential): 8 blocks, 20 rebounds, played 48 minutes like a wall that can pass.

Efficiency Monsters:

Suggs (50), Janković (41), Choate (39)—stars aligning.

"Ouch" of the Night:

T. Bravo (southpaw army): Efficiency -9. He wasn’t alone—Kalmakhelidze and Howe again posted a combined rating of 2.0. Tough times.

Bring on Day 6. And southpaw army—hang in there. Seriously.

[Test run of ChatGPT version of summary]

Haha these are fun.

Blue Ocean survived a gutsy effort from Village Idiots in a nail-biter (108-106) that felt like a playoff preview.

Playoffs?

(https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gzzwu91ulek)

Day 6 (Tuesday 22 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Big Forest 98 - Baker Street Irregulars 124
Harbor City Storm 87 - SomeTeam 114
Wavy Gates 99 - Corntucky Mildcats 50
TAR HEELS #1 136 - Hemet Hooligans 72
Smallfries 102 - Village Idiots 121
Blue Ocean 87 - Flying Ostriches 125
The White Mambas 76 - Wasted Potential 93
southpaw army 82 - Kings Knights 96

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 136 : TAR HEELS #1
Rebounds : 62 : Wasted Potential
Assists : 31 : TAR HEELS #1, Village Idiots
Steals : 21 : Kings Knights
Block Shots : 13 : TAR HEELS #1

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 37 : L. Yanzhao (Flying Ostriches)
Rebounds : 26 : G. Paciente (Wasted Potential)
Assists : 10 : B. Dooley (Village Idiots)
Steals : 6 : N. Pacipavicius (Kings Knights)
Block Shots : 4 : Y. Siagris (The White Mambas)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) (23 Points, 3 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Shooting Guard : L. Yanzhao (Flying Ostriches) (37 Points, 4 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38
Small Forward : S. Myles (Kings Knights) (34 Points, 7 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 4 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 40
Power Forward : R. Caballero (TAR HEELS #1) (16 Points, 10 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 0 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30
Center : I. Benslimane (TAR HEELS #1) (18 Points, 12 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35

MVP of the evening
S. Myles (Kings Knights) (34 Points, 7 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 4 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 40

The bad performance of the evening
L. Parra (Wasted Potential) (1 Points, 1 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -8

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : B. Frazier (southpaw army), D. Shook (southpaw army), A. Peachey (southpaw army) : 7 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : W. Santiago (Hemet Hooligans) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars), M. Ramasodi (SomeTeam), J. Wilson (Corntucky Mildcats), N. Ritchie (Corntucky Mildcats), C. Lambert (Village Idiots), G. Paciente (Wasted Potential) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : E. Pease (Wavy Gates) : 7 Three points

The best performer : X. McNair (southpaw army) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : M. Beachum (Hemet Hooligans), J. Perryman (Kings Knights) : Rating : 2.0

D.II.1 – Season 68: Day 6 Recap (April 22, 2025)
by Buzzer-Manager

Night of Buckets, Blunders & Bounce-Backs
Day 6 came in hot with statement wins, cold shooting streaks, and the kind of individual heroics that rewrite scouting reports. From blowouts to bounce-backs, here’s how the night unfolded across D.II.1:

Kings Knights Still Crowning
The Knights marched into southpaw territory and walked out with a 96-82 win—and a message. S. Myles was electric with 34 points, 7 boards, 4 steals, and an efficiency of 40, locking down MVP honors like a seasoned pro. With 21 team steals and a defensive edge sharp enough to cut glass, the Knights continue flexing on both ends.

TAR HEELS #1? More Like Tar Heels 136
The Heels stomped the Hooligans 136-72. This was less a basketball game and more a fast-break masterclass. Three players posted elite efficiency numbers—P. Mikos, I. Benslimane, and R. Caballero—like a trio of choreographed chaos. Best in points, blocks, and assists? The Tar Heels are turning the NBBA spotlight their way real fast.

Flying Ostriches Glide Again
After their Day 5 stumble, the Ostriches bounced back with a 125-87 thumping of Blue Ocean. L. Yanzhao led the way with 37 points in a redemption arc that screamed, “We’re still elite.”

Wavy Gates Open Wide
Wavy Gates crushed the Mildcats 99-50 behind E. Pease and his 7 triples. Efficient, ruthless, stylish—the kind of win that says, “We’re still a problem.”

SomeTeam Keeps Rising
Harbor City Storm got handled in a 114-87 rout led by the ever-dependable M. Ramasodi and some smooth ball movement. SomeTeam keeps climbing—and they’re not just “some team” anymore.

Village Idiots: Sharpest Tools in the Shed
A 121-102 win over Smallfries, 31 assists, and a quietly dominant performance from B. Dooley (10 ast) have Village Idiots looking like a squad with real cohesion and serious playoff vibes.

Wasted Potential, Real Results
Another win, another monster stat line—this time from G. Paciente, who pulled down 26 boards in a 93-76 victory over The White Mambas. L. Parra struggled (-8 efficiency), but the rest of the squad picked up the slack, especially on the glass.

Baker Street Irregulars Go Big
A 124-98 win over Big Forest sealed with 48 iron-man minutes from T. Gibbs. Baker Street’s offense continues to hum along with confidence and cohesion.

Crunch-Time Questions
Have the TAR HEELS #1 officially become the team no one wants to face?
Are Village Idiots lowkey contenders with that passing game?
Can Flying Ostriches build consistency after that bounce-back?
And southpaw army—hang in there.

Final Thought:
Day 6 felt like the league flipping into high gear. Contenders are separating, narratives are shifting, and some teams are finding out exactly who they are—for better or worse. If the first week is any indicator, this season’s scriptwriters deserve a raise. Bring on Day 7!

Last edited by Kukas at 4/23/2025 9:45:02 PM

Ouu this a good one! I like this write a lot, well done