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Damn, already fired him...

Lmao..... is announcer just above all time great legend?

Its funny, you can't even search for it specifically in the TL

Just a heads up, this new team to the division, "Retired" is actually active even though his username is "Managed by computerized player." Lol nice little diversion to lead us to believe its an easy W.

Actual bot teams are "Managed by A computerized player"

Slick ;)

Last edited by ascent at 6/30/2021 2:06:34 PM

**PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS**


Made some projections just for fun. Nothing goes as planned in this game so this will likely be wrong af lol

But here we go,
a new season full of endless potential for unmet expectations and disappointments,
for all but the ONE team that will be crowned champions of this tough division.

BIG 8
1. West Side Tigers *20-2* (Demoted D.3)
2. Green Gremlins *14-8*
3. Illniwek *12-10*
4. Galloping Sloths *11-11*
5. Righteous Rebellion *11-11*
6. Redbull (Promoted D.4) *9-13*
7. Souljas (Promoted D.4) *7-15*
8. Retired (Promoted D.4) *5-17*

s.53 (NY DRAGONS- Promoted | Oreos, CC MAVS, Mindless Zombies - Demoted)

GREAT 8
1. Pittsburgh Pressure *20-2*
2. MoneyKid Maniacs *15-7*
3. SM Lizards *14-8*
4. BeachLife *13-9*
5. BoomIsArt *13-9*
6. Boilers25 *10-12* (Promoted D.4)
7. Jungle Fever *9-13* (Promoted D.4)
8. Lion Rebels *6-16*

s.53 (H-Town Ballers, Nova Stars - Demoted)

just placed you there to motivate you =p

but really i just made loose projections based on total dmi + salary + depth
But with you being a veteran based on your history, I wouldn't be surprised to see you in the playoffs.

edit* to add to that: I just took a second glance and definitely put Boilers25 above you on accident.
I only put like 5 minutes of effort into my research lol my b

Last edited by ascent at 6/30/2021 4:11:57 PM

Pre season totally wrong, projections.... actually I used to be pretty accurate... but these projections do NOT include players on sale, or players that will be brought in after I ran the numbers. Also, these projections do not take into account any level of owner skill.

BIG 8
1. 21-2 Green Gremlins (if Pittsburghs sales go through, the Gremlins have the highest salary by far)
2. 18.5-3.5 West Side Tigers (Demoted D.3)
3. 16.5-5.5 Illniwek
4. 14-8 Galloping Sloths
5. 6-16 Righteous Rebellion
6. 4-18 Redbull (Promoted D.4)
7. 3-19 Souljas (Promoted D.4)
8. 0-22 Retired (Promoted D.4) (Despite the deception, they have the lowest salary across the board)

(a note on .5 games, they are usually very close out of conference games I'm too lazy to look up the home team for)

GREAT 8 (Note, if the Pressure don't sell, or they replaced with somewhat equivalent value, give them 22-0 and the top 7 an extra loss.)
1. 18.5-3.5 SM Lizards
2. 17.5-4.5 BeachLife
3. 15-7 Pittsburgh Pressure
4. 12-10 BoomIsArt
5. 12-10 MoneyKid Maniacs (I personally expect them to do better, as they do every year, but these are the #s)
6. 8-14 Boilers25 (Promoted D.4)
7. 5-17 Lion Rebels
7. 4-18 Jungle Fever (Promoted D.4) (probably feeling really disrespected now, but if sale doesnt go through, or they replace with an equivalent player, they would jump to roughly the 12 win area, just behind Maniacs)

Lol um okay... nice one up on me. I really didnt put a lot of effort into it at all.

Trust me everyone. If I could have physically kept Steinwender and Nobuyuki, I would have. I had to sell though because my team was broke. I pushed all in to beat New York and failed. I had -231k in the bank and over -100k in weekly income. I literally couldn’t afford to keep them. Steinwender will be replaced with someone more affordable salary wise.

I looked at salaries... you said you glanced at salaries and other things... the only thing I did was not count sales. lol Also, we are almost the same.

Edit> let me clarify "Ran the rumbers" I used a calculator and tallied the top 7 players not for sale on each team. Then I compared them. :)

Last edited by Yakoska at 7/2/2021 10:51:30 AM