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Hey - lets take it easy with the mercy rule talk alright... we're training some babayyyys and stocking away cash over here.

Hey - lets take it easy with the mercy rule talk alright... we're training some babayyyys and stocking away cash over here.

blame Elon's AI lol!

Day 3 (Saturday 12 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Hemet Hooligans 116 - Big Forest 106
Corntucky Mildcats 110 - Harbor City Storm 106
Wavy Gates 97 - SomeTeam 85
TAR HEELS #1 97 - Baker Street Irregulars 78
Kings Knights 93 - Smallfries 101
Wasted Potential 69 - Blue Ocean 72
The White Mambas 69 - Flying Ostriches 98
southpaw army 68 - Village Idiots 138

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 138 : Village Idiots
Rebounds : 64 : Blue Ocean
Assists : 35 : Hemet Hooligans
Steals : 9 : Harbor City Storm, The White Mambas
Block Shots : 13 : Wavy Gates

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 36 : T. McDermott (Corntucky Mildcats)
Rebounds : 25 : C. Lambert (Village Idiots)
Assists : 13 : A. Freeman (Harbor City Storm)
Steals : 4 : B. Ko (Harbor City Storm)
Block Shots : 4 : G. Martone (Wavy Gates), I. Marcos (Wavy Gates), H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars), C. Lambert (Village Idiots)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : T. McDermott (Corntucky Mildcats) (36 Points, 5 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 0 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 36
Shooting Guard : O. Greber (Hemet Hooligans) (17 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots), H. Sloan (Village Idiots) (23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 27
Small Forward : A. Pugh (Village Idiots) (27 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots), D. Williams (Village Idiots) (30 Points, 6 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Power Forward : D. Turill (Wavy Gates) (27 Points, 15 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 37
Center : C. Lambert (Village Idiots) (28 Points, 25 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 52

MVP of the evening
C. Lambert (Village Idiots) (28 Points, 25 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 52

The bad performance of the evening
T. Wing Tin (SomeTeam) (2 Points, 0 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -8

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : T. Shi Wan (Big Forest), Y. Siagris (The White Mambas) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : Y. Hong Ming (Harbor City Storm) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : M. Willoughby (Corntucky Mildcats), M. Ramasodi (SomeTeam), T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars), G. Paciente (Wasted Potential), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches), C. Lambert (Village Idiots) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : B. Ko (Harbor City Storm), X. McNair (southpaw army) : 5 Three points

The best performer : X. McNair (southpaw army) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars) : Rating : 4.5

They think I am hiding in the shadows, but I am the shadows.

Haha. I feel like someone was out for vengeance here. I really didn’t expect you to run balanced offense third time in a row…

Vengeance? No. Strategy. I calculated the odds, and balanced offense was the move. You didn’t see it coming… Expect the unexpected.

Day 4 (Tuesday 15 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Big Forest 93 - Corntucky Mildcats 115
Harbor City Storm 81 - Wavy Gates 115
SomeTeam 82 - TAR HEELS #1 110
Baker Street Irregulars 102 - Hemet Hooligans 82
Smallfries 100 - Wasted Potential 122
Blue Ocean 99 - The White Mambas 77
Flying Ostriches 129 - southpaw army 31
Village Idiots 91 - Kings Knights 112

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 129 : Flying Ostriches
Rebounds : 71 : Flying Ostriches
Assists : 32 : Wavy Gates
Steals : 11 : Corntucky Mildcats
Block Shots : 15 : Flying Ostriches

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 49 : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential)
Rebounds : 27 : T. Palaviaris (The White Mambas)
Assists : 9 : J. Broughton (Wavy Gates), H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars)
Steals : 4 : G. Short (Kings Knights)
Block Shots : 6 : N. Moustakis (The White Mambas)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) (25 Points, 3 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30
Shooting Guard : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) (49 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Small Forward : S. Myles (Kings Knights) (34 Points, 7 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42
Power Forward : N. Feratidis (Flying Ostriches) (25 Points, 22 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Center : L. Xiuan (Flying Ostriches) (16 Points, 17 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34

MVP of the evening
I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) (49 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots), N. Feratidis (Flying Ostriches) (25 Points, 22 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
T. Wilczynski (southpaw army) (3 Points, 7 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots), : Efficiency : -12

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : N. Radenović (Baker Street Irregulars), L. Portobello (Village Idiots) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats), B. Mendoza (SomeTeam), D. Choate (Wasted Potential), L. Portobello (Village Idiots) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) : 6 Three points

The best performer : I. Grikpedis (Wasted Potential) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : L. Kalmakhelidze (southpaw army), A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 0.5

Day 5 (Saturday 19 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
SomeTeam 101 - Big Forest 76
Baker Street Irregulars 123 - Harbor City Storm 101
Hemet Hooligans 101 - Wavy Gates 117
Corntucky Mildcats 80 - TAR HEELS #1 107
Flying Ostriches 98 - Smallfries 106
Village Idiots 106 - Blue Ocean 108
Kings Knights 145 - The White Mambas 64
Wasted Potential 96 - southpaw army 24

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 145 : Kings Knights
Rebounds : 73 : Wasted Potential
Assists : 37 : Kings Knights
Steals : 8 : Kings Knights
Block Shots : 18 : SomeTeam, Wasted Potential

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 40 : O. Greber (Hemet Hooligans)
Rebounds : 28 : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars)
Assists : 14 : G. Janković (Kings Knights)
Steals : 4 : G. Gossard (Corntucky Mildcats)
Block Shots : 8 : D. Choate (Wasted Potential)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : D. Choate (Wasted Potential) (8 Points, 20 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 0 Steals, 8 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 39
Shooting Guard : D. Suggs (SomeTeam) (35 Points, 7 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 50
Small Forward : E. Pease (Wavy Gates) (25 Points, 9 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30
Power Forward : G. Bandeira (Smallfries) (33 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34
Center : G. Janković (Kings Knights) (10 Points, 17 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 41

MVP of the evening
D. Suggs (SomeTeam) (35 Points, 7 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 50

The bad performance of the evening
T. Bravo (southpaw army) (3 Points, 1 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -9

Triple-Double of the evening
G. Janković (Kings Knights) (10 Points, 17 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots)

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : M. Paige (Corntucky Mildcats), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches) : 4 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : Y. Hong Ming (Harbor City Storm), E. Eller (Baker Street Irregulars), H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars), B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans), O. Pletikosa (TAR HEELS #1), M. Willoughby (Corntucky Mildcats), P. Zagumny (Smallfries), G. Calhoun (Blue Ocean), G. Janković (Kings Knights) : 5 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Murrell (Hemet Hooligans), B. Roush (Hemet Hooligans), M. Willoughby (Corntucky Mildcats), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches), L. Portobello (Village Idiots), D. Choate (Wasted Potential) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : D. Suggs (SomeTeam) : 7 Three points

The best performer : D. Suggs (SomeTeam) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : L. Kalmakhelidze (southpaw army), A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 1.0

D.II.1 – Season 68: Day 5 Recap (April 19, 2025)
by ChatGPT

Night of Firepower, Flops, and Full-Court Statements

Day 5 brought a bit of everything: triple-doubles, block parties, sharpshooting, and a few “please sub me out” moments. Let’s break it down like a postgame press conference.

Big Wins & Bigger Statements

Kings Knights unleashed a historic 145-64 beatdown on The White Mambas, playing like a team on a mission. With 37 assists, 8 steals, and a triple-double from G. Janković (10 pts, 17 reb, 14 ast), this squad looks every bit like a title favorite. Efficient, ruthless, and precise. Only concern is how will G. Short 10-19 day groin injury will affect the team and their record. Will they be able to still find victories while the corner stone player is out?

Wasted Potential continues to rewrite the narrative. A dominant 96-24 thrashing of southpaw army (yes, you read that right), powered by D. Choate’s all-around brilliance (20 reb, 8 ast, 8 blks). That’s not potential—it’s production.

SomeTeam made a statement of their own, taking care of Big Forest behind an MVP performance from D. Suggs, who dropped 35 pts and hit 7 threes. That’s the kind of scoring outburst that turns heads and shifts standings.

Baker Street Irregulars put up 123 points—and maybe their most well-rounded performance in recent memory. With H. Sotelo pulling down 28 rebounds and two players fouling out like they were trying to win a trophy for aggression, it was gritty and loud.

Wavy Gates took care of business, knocking off Hemet Hooligans behind E. Pease’s efficient night. No nonsense, just buckets.

Smallfries pulled off the surprise of the evening by handing Flying Ostriches their first loss of the season. G. Bandeira stepped up with 33 points and some ice in his veins when it counted.

Blue Ocean survived a gutsy effort from Village Idiots in a nail-biter (108-106) that felt like a playoff preview. Ocean’s depth and execution in the clutch proved just enough.

And let’s pour one out for southpaw army, who were held to 24 points. That's not just a bad game—that’s a haunting. We hope they have a team meeting, a meditation session, and maybe a hug circle after this one.

Stat Sheet Standouts:

MVP:

D. Suggs (SomeTeam): 35 pts, 7 reb, 8 ast, 3 stl, 7 threes, efficiency 50. Just call him "Chef Suggs"—he cooked everyone.

Triple-Double:

G. Janković (Kings Knights): 10 pts, 17 reb, 14 ast, plus 3 blocks. A true maestro.

Defensive Clinics:

D. Choate (Wasted Potential): 8 blocks, 20 rebounds, played 48 minutes like a wall that can pass.

Efficiency Monsters:

Suggs (50), Janković (41), Choate (39)—stars aligning.

"Ouch" of the Night:

T. Bravo (southpaw army): Efficiency -9. He wasn’t alone—Kalmakhelidze and Howe again posted a combined rating of 2.0. Tough times.

Bring on Day 6. And southpaw army—hang in there. Seriously.

[Test run of ChatGPT version of summary]