I'm making this note as a desperate plea from the future - PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW ECLYPZE TO WIN THE LEAGUE THIS SEASON!
His promotion out of this league has caused nothing but chaos and destruction, upending the natural order of all things. As foretold by the Mayans, the Talmud, the Koran, and Nostrodamus (whose reference to the "Dark Portender" is in retrospect obviously Smedlock), Eclypze's promotion to D2 was the start of the end times. Widespread calamities such as zombie wolverines, plagues of impotence, a lack of Russian brides under the age of 50, the 76ers winning the championship, discovery that the book of Mormon actually 100% correct, invasion of anal dwelling aliens...the list is endless...are all a direct result of Eclypze's season 37 championship. Our top scientists have traced all this via chaos theory to this one event. Like a butterfly's flapping causing a hurricane, Smedlock has caused the end of days.
So I bring you a desperate message...for the love of all humanity please CT Eclypze every single game this season! The world depends on it!!!
Last edited by Bob at 9/18/2017 2:23:46 AM