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From: Bob
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Date: 12/7/2016 8:04:28 PM
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I'm making this note as a desperate plea from the future - PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW ECLYPZE TO WIN THE LEAGUE THIS SEASON!

His promotion out of this league has caused nothing but chaos and destruction, upending the natural order of all things. As foretold by the Mayans, the Talmud, the Koran, and Nostrodamus (whose reference to the "Dark Portender" is in retrospect obviously Smedlock), Eclypze's promotion to D2 was the start of the end times. Widespread calamities such as zombie wolverines, plagues of impotence, a lack of Russian brides under the age of 50, the 76ers winning the championship, discovery that the book of Mormon actually 100% correct, invasion of anal dwelling aliens...the list is endless...are all a direct result of Eclypze's season 37 championship. Our top scientists have traced all this via chaos theory to this one event. Like a butterfly's flapping causing a hurricane, Smedlock has caused the end of days.

So I bring you a desperate message...for the love of all humanity please CT Eclypze every single game this season! The world depends on it!!!

Last edited by Bob at 9/18/2017 2:23:46 AM

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283650.2 in reply to 283650.1
Date: 12/9/2016 8:30:43 AM
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Personally, I think Eclypze is an inspiration! In this fast-paced world, it is nice to see someone who is willing to relax and stay in the same place. My concern is: can III.6 exist without Eclypze? It is very possible that the series will be filled with dark matter and all our players will turn into lucky fans.

I'm just excited to be here.

DC Dribble

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283650.3 in reply to 283650.1
Date: 12/10/2016 9:56:16 PM
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Well I did my part everyone. now im looking at you Firth Ozone.

From: Aradrad

To: Bob
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283650.4 in reply to 283650.1
Date: 12/18/2016 12:06:35 AM
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I did it. I saved the world.

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283650.5 in reply to 283650.4
Date: 1/25/2017 9:22:46 AM
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Congrats to Thunderhorse on making it past the turn in the cup. Wish you had a home game for round 8, but at least it is not an NBBA team.

See everyone at the All-Star game. When are they going to add a skills competition? Then we could really see who the best, well-rounded players are.

-DC Dribble

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283650.6 in reply to 283650.5
Date: 1/25/2017 8:59:47 PM
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that is a great idea for something they should add. and thank you much! i was happy to get this last win. I decided to use my attitude to get farther in the cup this season. I think i will be blowing up my team after this cup match and selling off all my old guys. earlier in the season I was debating about trying to push straight to DII or selling off my older guys after my cup run. I think the time is right for a sell off. just keeping my young talent. my old guys just got to the point i get 97% of sale from them and my stud powell has finally about reached his peak and is ready to make me some $$$. at least I should be safe from demotion this season and we will see how i fare next season.

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283650.7 in reply to 283650.5
Date: 2/7/2017 8:50:22 PM
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well, i managed to sell Powell for 6 mill. Im pretty happy with that.

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283650.8 in reply to 283650.7
Date: 2/7/2017 9:02:10 PM
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That is a boatload of cash. Nice work! You should probably save it until after valentine's day.

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283650.9 in reply to 283650.8
Date: 2/7/2017 10:00:08 PM
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LOLOL well said... hmm why would that be... you dont want me to buy a bunch of surprise gifts for you on valantines day?

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283650.10 in reply to 283650.9
Date: 2/8/2017 9:32:43 AM
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Exactly, don't fall for the commercialism. Invest in penny stocks.

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283650.11 in reply to 283650.10
Date: 2/25/2017 10:18:38 PM
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I was thinking to myself this week that the only conceivable way DC would not win the league was if one of the starters got injured.

Prayer answered. Thanks, Zeus!