Let me at that first pick!
Well if the season ended today, you'd have it!  So it's 100% in your control now.
I'm not trying to win any games.  But if a tanking team wants to lose to me, I'll let them.   Anyway... I guess you could intentionally finish 7th & try to win relegation?  That would give you a top 5 pick.  You'd think there has to be at least 5 decent rookies, right?
Between school and school
The worst place to be!  (guessing you meant work & school?)