And over to the red corner now...
Great 8 Newbies
Div III.14 Promotee:
Perth Power Hustlers - Manager: Tactical Basketball - PPH first joined the BB World back in season 11 as the "hussslas". After 5 seasons and one championshi and a couple of Div 3 relegation series, Tactical Basketball started taking things a bit more seriously and changed the team name over to "Perth Power Hustler". That same season the team made the playoffs and continued doing so until finally taking the cake last season. Aussie C, Duane Quinton jumps off the PPH roster with some significance at a whopping $115k salary, only to be consequently let down by the following list of players. I wish I could say youth were on the Hustlers side but unfortunately that is not possible, with 7 players (4 starters) all over 30 and none over $30k. A $100k C may have been impressive but without anyone to help him out, things are going to be really tough for TB this season. I would suggest considering the early tank and dumping some of those dinosaurs early as the best bet, but each to their own.
Div III.1 Promotee:
Tannum Tantrums - Manager: dudehowdy - TT have been at it since season 14 and have developed a solid team, ready to take it's first golden trophy. The problem is, i'm talking about a Div 3 trophy! Well for a team that has been relegated to Div 4 and never won a championship I for one am amazed to see TT joining us this season. With that luck I can't help but wonder if Steven Bradbury is somehow involved with this team? Without shocking anyone (coach dudehowdy especially) I can safely say TT are in a World of hurt this season. With no players peaking over $50k and no bench to speak over, there is little on the horizon to suggest anything other than relegation this season. I hate to be the cook serving cold turkey but I can't sell it any other way, it is what it is. May the force be with you.
Div III.6 Promotee:
TeamAkuma - Manager: Akuma - Once again we managed to successfully avoid an ABBL relegate (crowd goes wild) but it appears we've at least gained a very worthy Div 3 promotee (crowd goes silent). TA comes to us after 9 seasons of development which began back in season 11. These boys didn't lose a single game last season, not even through the playoffs. This suggests they are hungry and have a hankering for the taste of success. Starting at the top of the list we have a $105k C in Gino Cinelli, who will fit in nicely with the standard crop of bigs in this league. Followed up by a $93k SG, all the way from... Australia and another couple of decent starters, one of which is an Aussie trainee at 22yo. The only hole to be seen is at SF but that shouldn't stop Akuma from keeping his team in Div 2, right where they belong. This team looks to be the solid choice for rookie of the year and may even push to clear the relegation zone.
That concludes this season's 'Pants Down' review. Nice to see some new faces about, especially those that have not had a crack at Div 2 previously. Good luck to all and I look forward to seeing you on the court!