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What's the heck? I'll tell you what's the heck!

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Press Announcements

Third wave inducted into Clogs Hall of Fame

The Clogs are proud to announce that there is all new merchandise available for purchase, coinciding with the induction of the third wave of Clogs players into the Hall of Fame.

The newest inductees are the current faces of the franchise, known as the "Three Three-keteers", are current Clogs stars Irakliy Lebednov, Nico-Jan Schur, and Lonnie Hitchcock. All have been chosen for their proficiency with the outside shot, unwillingness to look for open teammates and generally being the kind of players that fans want to buy jerseys of, all of which help the team's bottom line.

With the latest inductions, the HOF has undergone some modifications. The first wave of players, legends Michael Wray, Morgan Menard and Primo Namo, have had their displays moved behind the gift shop, and since Wray and Menard still draw a paycheck for no good reason, they may greet you upon entering. The second wave of Michael Klein, Henry Busch, and Joseph Cheek have been moved to another location behind the gift shop, and the new inductees wing is conveniently located behind the gift shop in a third location.

So we invite one and all to come visit the Hall of fame and pay homage to the team by purchasing "reasonably"* priced memorabilia, and if you happen to have the time, maybe also go back to view the actual displays, but mostly just buy our stuff.

* Our legal team points out that by some definitions of "reasonable" our pricing is anything but reasonable; however, we assert that we priced these things at their price points for a reason, thus by definition making them "reasonable" as long as we use quotes around it.

Last edited by GM-hrudey at 3/22/2017 3:19:27 PM




By: INA-Hassan Donnelly_295
To: INA-GM-hrudey_108
456351.2 as reply to 456351.1
03/22/2017 18:47:21
i was hoping to see your players' "Best Skillsets", but apparently they are not available for players still on your squad. Maybe second best is can I interview them while they take a shower?

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By: INA-GM-hrudey_108
To: INA-Hassan Donnelly_295
456351.3 as reply to 456351.2
03/23/2017 10:11:15
We would never subject our players to interviews while they're showering...

...without charging a hefty admittance fee. Contact our sales office, they'll get you in.

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